"If some cunt can fuck something up then that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt." - Malcolm Tucker

SHERLOCKIAN

 

weirdblueman:

darrynek:

nxte:

so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…

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and on that day humanity received a grim reminder 

"Where’s my FUCKIN HONEY PIGLET"

(Source: nxte)

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

thetwogaydetectives:

Can we just fully appreciate the fact that Mycroft learned a language in “a few hours” and that is him in his “middle age” therefore not at his best anymore.
Can we just appreciate Mycroft

All the Mycroft appreciation because he rocks! <3

sprinkleofhelbig:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE